Did you ever have an idea so stupid you imagined it would be funny to do it just by virtue of how dumb it is? I imagine
the inventor of the slinky knows what I'm talking about.
So one night, at 9pm, I decided that it would be fun to see how long I could last without eating any solid food. And no
soup either. Here's a log of that fun time I spent subsiting mostly on fruit juice, V8 and hot cocoa:
24 hours : Little over 24 hours now. Not really that hard I gotta say. Let's see how long I last before I go burger-crazy.
30 hours : ( after being taunted by 15 pictures of juicy hot meals ) Ar like 30 hours in... need... solid food. Bread... hamburgers.. the moist cock of a young Swedish boy..
48 hours : Had beers last night. Boy did that make me hungry, hoooly shit. Plus I went to this awesome market where they have all this fancy food... exotic sauces and spices, fish, meats...
First 2 days are the worst I'm sure. And on the plus side: nothing gets stuck in between my teeth while I do this :D
Also I haven't taken a shit yet haha. THERE IS NOTHING TO POO :,(
72 hours : It's not that bad. Pfff
4 days : Lalala this is easy.
5 days : Just got back from a pub. Had a pint of stout and a pint of Killkenny.
Man, why are pints so much better from a tap than from bottles? The foam is so... smooth and delicious. Arr.
Engaging Clamato drinking maneuver now.
1 week : Lost 5 pounds this week.
Don't do this unless you need to lose weight or are trying to win a stupid bet.
8 days : My crap is normal albeit not as bountiful as it once was.
9 days : now weight is 162
10 days : Weakening...
12 days : down to 160-161 ish
13 days : went to see Quantum of solace tonight.
Why do I even go watch new Bond movies? They've always sucked. Spy movies are stupid.
And someone was eating salt and vinegar chips for the first hour... man made me chip so hard..
15 days : 159
16 days : Getting hungrier ever day...
Closer to giving up every time I go to sleep :O
This is officially starting to SUCK
17 days : I dreamed for like 10 good minutes about stirring a big pot of spaghetti with the cast members of Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis ( they weren't in the pot, it was for them ).. I took a big bite, does it count?
18 days : 158
19 days : I've decided that I'll probably quit this Friday at 9pm which will make 22 days.
This is starting to feel a liiiiittle pointless :O
21 days : This insane experiment will come to a close within 24 hours.
WILL I LIVE UNTIL THEN?
I will buy 10 hamburgers from McDonald's and see if I can eat all of them.
WISH ME LUCK
22 days : starting weight: 171
Finishing weight: 157
At 9pm EST tonight I shall EAT ONCE MORE
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And that was the end of that. So what did I do as soon as I was done? I bought 10 hamburgers and took bets on how many I could eat.
Timestamps aren't accurate.
Glorious.
Here are the little bastards all lined up...
Warming them for their downfall.
So how many did I eat? 6 and a half.
I can't believe I couldn't eat any more than that. But it was still challenging as hell. Those little bastards get
exponentially bland and gross as they cool down.
I know there's only 2 1/2 left there, I gave one to my roomate.
It was a very stupid experiment. But fun in a way. Now I get to say I fasted longer than that douchenozzle Ghandi. Take
THAT you rail-thin dead bastard.
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