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		MONTREAL MEET 08 THE OFFICIAL PAGE OF THE OFFICIAL STORY OF THE OFFICIAL EVENT. PART QUATRE ( That's french for four ) 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 DAY THREE Well that sure was one crazy night. A couple of people left under the cover of night and most of us woke up with severe drunkard fatigue the following day. Especially one guy, who shall remain nameless and who was pretty sick apparently. Holy shit, ever heard of a toilet? Haha man. One of the many reasons why Luis didn't want everyone staying in his room. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh... I guess someone did hear of toilets.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HA HA </Neslon> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let me sleep :,( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NegONE getting creative with his breakfast. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was time to leave our friend the cone out of Shawn's room because he don't want no trouble. We left it in the staircase, so they wouldn't have anything on us. Except for the 20 stickers of NG and Afro-Ninja.com on it. Just making the city prettier is all. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So we decided to go to the Biodome, one of our greatest natural ressource. That's the Olympic stadium and the BioDome is part of it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Closer to funtime... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Holy Balls-of-Odin, what's up with that line? Since when do people line up by the hundreds to learn about animals? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tickets! Finally, fuck. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More group shoting ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spot the differences ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some stupid animals that think they're free but they're really not. Suckers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suckers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suckers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look at that branch. What a pretty branch. Perfectly centered branch. Good job Jonas. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Big fishies. yaaaaaay ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Those guys were like a foot long. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The exciting life of a reptile. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. Luis ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHUT UP, BIRD! SHUT UUUUUUUP ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THAT BIRD IS BLEEDING KOOL-AID TO DEATH, SOMEONE HELP. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looking for an incredibely loud animal to shut the neigbhor's dogs up? I'm sure for a couple thousand dollars you can get a poacher to smuggle one of these babies in for ya. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's where caviar comes from. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some lame non-tropical bird sitting on his ass. Get a job you lazy bottom-feeder. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aaaah, stinrays. Will you ever cease to make us laugh by showing your crazy clown-smile belly? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can see you, your camouflage is LESS THAN SUFFICIENT. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The birds at that place sure are lazy. Look at this one waiting for the workers to throw fish down his fat gullet. When I was your age, I had to fly 30 miles to the sea and fish our herring myself in frigid waters. Kids these days >: ( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Crazy penguins. Every time you go to the Bio-Dome, you're guaranteed to see one take a shit on a rock. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BLAH ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We then went to DTG's house to chill out for a while and figure out what to do next. Here I strike a pose intended for the "Monthly Oversized Winter Coats for Men" magazine, of which I have been a subscriber since 1989. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "How to say "It's over"?" [_] Call [_] Email [_] Text [_] Facebook FaCe tO FAce, fuck ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We watched Pulp Fiction ( well most of it anyways ) at her house, which had this giant badass server/computer in it. Like, holy shit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jonas caught up with us at Dez's ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the people still recovering from drunkeness. Makes you tired ya know. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the subway to the mall ( or whenever) we spotted the elusive Origadog. Made entirely of paper, he floats from station to station until he ends his life in a trash can on stuck in a crack on the tracks. Sad and poetic existence. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So we went to the mall to get some more delicious food in our bellies and meet up with the rest of the people. Shawn and his crazy candy addiction. I swear, he eats that shit like candy. Get it? Cause it IS. Candy. man haha ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scared for life, that's the life of a penis thug. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After food, a few of us went walking outside like fags who like fresh air and stumbled upon one of the 10 000 gift shops that sell moose-themed shit. Poozy sporting the traditional Lumberjack fur helmet ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If this doesn't keep your head warm, at least it will scare children. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not even the mighty pig hat can tame this Afro. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eskimo porn. Hell yeah. I can just imagine the young Eskimos trying to hide a stack of these under their matress. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Random ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The shop that started it all. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------YOU ARE HERE---------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------v------------------------------------- [ INTRO ]----- [ PAGE ONE ]----- [ PAGE TWO ]----- [ PAGE THREE ]----- [ PAGE FOUR ]