MONTREAL MEET 08 THE OFFICIAL PAGE OF THE OFFICIAL STORY OF THE OFFICIAL EVENT. PART TROIS ( That's french for three ) 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 So it was time to leave the dreaded Brutopia to occupy Luis' and Shawn's hotel rooms like a bunch of dirty drunken barbarian warriors ( vikings ). Wow, going back to a hotel, super-boring story, am I right? Hell no, this is the best part. See that thing that shines like George Costanza's forehead up there? That's right, it's a fucking traffic cone. We took a cone in the street, lugged it around the subway station, onto the train and then all the way back to the hotel room, all without any cop intervention. Some of the people at the station were yelling but I don't remember what it was about. I think it's because a couple people jumped the turny thingies instead of paying. Well tough shit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Outdoor transition shot ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See how we love our prize! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look at the fucker shining brighter than ET's dirty finger. I don't even know if we stuck a flashlight in there or if it just reflects the camera flash and amplifies it by a billion. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dez totally riding that cone in style. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes out of like 700 pictures, I picked this. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Canadian beer! THAT'S LIKE 5% ALCOHOL, BITCH, NOT YOUR 4% BUD LIGHT CRAP.  That's right, each one of these gets you 25% drunker. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Michael Jackson? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More fun with the luminous cone of hope. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a dickhead lol totally ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like it when huge shiny objects are near my ass, as FBI points out here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rig gets a "for your eyes only" moment. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah this year we were just like "fuck it, everyone gets penises drawn all over themselves, passed out or not. And stickers. Lots of stickers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Tracing of Mal's actual cock" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can tell he's enjoying every moment of it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sam still going strong on her cock-drawing rampage ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something Zerok can truly be proud of! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intermission ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Equal representation is important even when defacing people's bodies. I think this is one of those "vaginas" I've heard about. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sam trying to squeeze her way in there even though Evan clearly has like one more foot of extra bed space he could take. Well played, sir. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pure extacy is this picture. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RIGHT THERE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The cone returns, more phallic than ever. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I enhanced this image's brightness to enjoy it as much as possible. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Again with the flashing of manboobs by Mal. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something wrong is happening here but it's way to dark to tell what. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HONK HONK ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah his shit is ruined. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More general view of the hotel room. Can you imagine all the fun we're having there? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some people go out for a smoke break. You know you don't have to, like, SMOKE ALL OVER OUR FACES GUYS *COUGH* *COUGH* MAN AAAARR ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homorific ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mal sporting the old school NG shirt. Hell yeah, feel the power of the old tank logo! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More tomfoolery. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <randomshawn> </randomshawn> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not even sure if this is the same night. WHATEVER SAME PLACE. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now that's definately not at the hotel, but again: copy/paste... so much work... so lazy... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MEEP MEEP Then we went to sleep. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   ---------------------------------------------------YOU ARE HERE---------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------v--------------------------------------------------------------- [ INTRO ]----- [ PAGE ONE ]----- [ PAGE TWO ]----- [ PAGE THREE ]----- [ PAGE FOUR ]