MONTREAL MEET 08 THE OFFICIAL PAGE OF THE OFFICIAL STORY OF THE OFFICIAL EVENT. PART DEUX ( That's french for two ) 222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 So it was on the faithful day of Thursday the 20th 2008 that Zerok and Lauren arrived in the snowny city of Montreal and went on some lame-as.. exciting visiting trip all day long with FBIpolux! Witness the might of our touristyness. That's exaclty what lions looked like in Quebec before we hunted them to extinction. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of our only cars, here in Canada. Must be some rich artistocrat douchebag. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can it get any more gray? Btw I have no idea where that bridge leads to but it's probably as place with a lot of snow. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some church, like you care what it's called. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zerok claims this convenience store in the name of our beloved father, Tom Fulp. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Right so that was very instructive. At this point, about half the people had showed up so it was time to go out and have so REAL QUEBEC FUN. At the ST-HUBERT. Yeah that's right, our very own line of Swiss-Chalet type rotisseries. St means "Saint" so you know it's approved by the Pope. When the last time you ate Pope chicken? Anyways, PICTURES MISSING FOR NOW.... So since we were all in the general area of where fun was being had by rowdy tweenagers, we decided to go to this bar called "Shark's" where you can play bowling drunk under the romantic glow of ultraviolet lights. And there's pool! The quintessential bar activity for some reason. I wouldn't imagine putting pointy sticks in the hands of drunkards to be a profitable venture, but apparently it works really well. Here's Sniper poking some balls with his stick. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And now Dez looking super-serious. Woah that chick in the background... her pants are trying to run away from her butt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More looking pro' by our dear friend EyeLovePoozy. Pictures really don't convey how bad we were at pool. Except DTG, she beat the crap out of us. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Officially the worst picture of Zerok ever taken. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check out Jonas with his pieces of flair. No better way to make a point than wear a tuque with little buttons. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me and Afro-Ninja weren't having any of this pool shennaniganing  so we went to play bowling. sweet. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, grab life by the balls Shawn! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DAY TWO OMG ALREADY? YES Well that was jolly good fun, chaps. We called it a night after the bowling, each went back to his grotto to get a good night's rest. Meanwhile, Jonas and Warrickneff make their way to Montreal from Michigan/ Ontario.   That's the soundtrack to Jonas' life. Carrie? Ninja? Cherokee? Yes. Hell. YES. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's Warrick's house apparently. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think they're on Montreal now? Btw holy fuck that's a busy coat. Is that to camouflage yourself in a wallpaper store? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Quebec, it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent and to show them publicly. OH BOO HOO. What are you going to do now, man-in-blue-coat? Hmm? What's your plan, old-guy-looking-at-sidewalk? You're fucked. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That night, Friday the 21th, we met up at LES 3 BRASSEURS, which is a restaurant where they serve differents beers brewed by themselves, which explains why they cost more... ... right.. The important thing to remember here is that I ate a hamburger. So that's part of the table, you can see pretty much everyone who had curly hair. Btw rig looks like Stamper crossed with Dan Malo. Seriously, check it out: AM I RIGHT?? ( imagine the glasses are back on him though ) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More shiny happy people. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, that's not how you do a drink race Jonas! You need one kind of drink in one glass ( for example: milk ) and another kind in the other ( for example: orange juice). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dez and Evark pretending to not hate each other. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So here's Poozy eating our patented Quebec dish: Poutine. What be this? - Gravy - Fries - Little pieces of fresh cheddar - salt - The soul of a 1000 orphans He said it was ok.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OMG WE FORGOT KEVIN. You know from Home Alone? Like when the mom is all like "oh no.." ah forget it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Group shot more ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Food being eaten. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look at these morons. Pfff ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GET OFF THE PHONE POOZY. Like, no manners I say. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beers for all. Double-beers for some. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Relevant much? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yaaaaaay what can I say after like 10 group shots? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh no you didn't, Luis. Stickering our restaurant menus? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Angry bottom's up. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GAAAH BRAAAAAINS ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is what they make their beer in! Hey.. where are those pipes going? hmmm the men's bathroom? hmmm ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YAH SMOKING RULES ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After we'd had enough of this food eating nonsense, we all went out to a dark, seedy place called "Brutopia". Yes, fritter your lives away with your smiles and your metal symbols and your native American hand signals. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Totally awesome!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fun with stickers ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sticker makes the wearer angery. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And horny for afros. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hot girl-on-sticker action. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Group shot. What a bunch of despicable lowlives. Look at the dumbass on the far right. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you random person, for photoshopping this. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In retrospect, this picture is not cool enough for my site. I should delete it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lot of crazy things going on here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Having the TIME OF HIS LIIIIIIFE. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LET MY PEOPLE GO! ( his name is Moses ) ( seriously ) ( I know it's awesome!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the message here is that angry stickers prevent you from doing the Bedn. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yaaaaaaay ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time displacement of the melon shot scene. I would have put it all in place but fuck this stupid web page editor, it's going all crazy on me. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAHA MODS ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A normal angry-titted woman can deliver 800psi of pressure in a punch, but Dez averages. 1850! So you see blabla just go watch Rocky 4 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's crotch grabbing time ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I HOPE THIS MOMENT NEVER ENDS ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WEEEEE WHAT A RIDE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OK ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evan is totally happy. Jonas is totally sober. :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some people just can't wait until AFTER to see the pictures. Tsk tsk ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pako getting invisible-punched ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Poozy ordered a round of shots. Some melon-flavoured drink if I recall. I suspect it was just Kool-Aid mixed with Vodka. Anyways, this shit was like 1/3rd of an ounce. Must be calibrated for asian midgets. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The stickers spread ominously as Dez's boobs got angrier and angrier. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Resident thug Jonas left a little souvenir in the bathroom. Then he carved this on the door. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vegeton totally striking a pose. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hurray! Drink Luis, DRINK.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow Dez is looking at that finger like it's the tastiest piece of salami ever ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Poozy doing crotch-grabs at such a high velocity that it made him shake out of focus. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Haha fag ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1/3rd of all the female Newgrounds users. Also TropicalParadise is holding a CHOCOLATE STOUT. What mad genius thought of combining beer with cocoa beans? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pako wasn't even CLOSE to being drunk at this point. Also this is like the 10th picture in a row with Dez. LIKE, ATTENTION WHORE AMIRIGHT? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- More fun with the family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luis and Jonas making sure the world has more birds in it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At this point we had some other better part of the bar to fool around in. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Poozy and Warricknef exchange tips on jerking off a micropenis. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amidst the chaos, Sniper keeps his cool. You can tell he's having fun. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ah, a precious moment. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A slightly better precious moment. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow now, Shawn, don't let your boyfriend see this picture. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hurray for beers. FBIpolux ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God is this almost over? How many of these did we take jeez ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For some reason I think I misplaced this one. Fuck it, I'm not copy/pasting one more thing today >:O ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a great way to bring this part of the night to a close! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   ---------------------------------------------------YOU ARE HERE---------------------------------------------- ---------------------------v----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ INTRO ]----- [ PAGE ONE ]----- [ PAGE TWO ]----- [ PAGE THREE ]----- [ PAGE FOUR ]