I am a bit worried about exposing the truth about the nature of the world as it may shock some people out of their
blissful ignorance with the force of a sledgehammer to the balls, but last night I was visited by an angel in my
sleep and I've been instructed to make a page to spread the true word of GOD.
This truth is the CHURCH OF AWESOMEOLOGY, named after the primary quality of its illustrious leader; Darth Vader, ruler of the universe
and creator of all things. Yes that's correct, Darth Vader is not a fictional character as George Lucas would have
you believe, he's the true force of the universe, binding every one of us with his wisdom and authority. Of
course he's a pretty busy guy because the world is HUGE so he recruited 12 apostles to uphold his law and
bless us with generous gifts.
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