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Take the challenge!
by:Pox
2008/05/13
Think you're tough?
Have a lot of money?
Can't find anything to do with all your free time?

Boy do I have something for you!

Take my patented 'Beer Ladder' challenge!

The goal is simple, get as high as you can on the following chart:


Think you're tough drinking your 6-pack of Bud Lite? Try this on for size. If you're willing to waste time and money to track down increasingly bizarre and exotic beers, then embark on this great journey of discovery!


THE RULES:


- Starting with a wussy 4% American light beer, plunge into the bowels of hell by increasing the content of alcohol of each subsequent beer by 1%.

- You can take as long as you want from the time you wake up to the time you go to sleep.

- Count up the extra % decimals. I.e. you can drink a 4.5% as your 5% and then a 5.5% as your 5% to compensate.

- You can't switch a 10% beer for two 5% beers or do any such trade-offs.

Fun Facts:


- Getting to 10% means you have ingested the alcohol content of about 10 beers.
- Getting to 17% means you have ingested the alcohol content of about 30 beers.

So if you think you have what it takes to go from zero, to hero, to dead from alcohol poisoning, take the challenge and maybe you too can go from this:


Shameful loser...

To this:


Splendid winner!

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RANDOM JUMP!!!
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