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Candy Double Big Mac!!!
by:Pox
2011/10/31



Ever since Epic Meal Time's Candy BBQ video came out, I've had a craving for a candy burger of my very own. Who wouldn't? Even diabetics would be helpless to resist the allure of this creation. As I woke up this morning, the time felt right. The stars were aligned and my tooth was as sweet as ever. What kind of burger to make? Why, my favourite kind, a McDonald's Double Big Mac.



I love McDonald's hamburgers. They're just enough NOT like something you'd make at home that they're worth buying. Once a year. Yep.

INGREDIENTS:

Ok this isn't really that important... In this picture you can see what I decided to use for mine, but make your burger however you want! Hell you won't even make one I bet, you lazy shits.



So that's what I was working with! I'd recommend using something other than caramel for the cheese though... like orange / yellow Fruit Roll-Ups. Might want to use that for the lettuce as well. Just use whatever you can find. The most important thing is to get a donut that doesn't have a hole in it. When's the last time you ate a hamburger with a hole in the middle? NEVER TIME, THAT'S WHEN.

Ok let's get started!


First, cut your donut in half. Oh no, there seems to be some cream in there!!



Whatever shall we do?



COMMENCE BUILDING



Now just put your first cookie on there...



Time to make special sauce. Put your frosting in a bowl.



Then mix in JUST ONE DROP of red food coloring. Maybe some yellow too so it's more orange than pink.



Put on some of that SAWSE.



I had to get creative for the cheese. Put a bunch of caramels on a plate...



Shove that in the microwave for 30 seconds, until it's melted.


LET IT COOL. Sugar gets incredibely hot when heated for even short periods of time, so you could get badly burned if you're not careful.
Scrape that stuff off the plate and shape it into a cheese slice...




This will harden like concrete very fast. To clean the plate, just leave it to soak in warm water and the sugar will dissolve on its own. Don't try to scrape it off dry, you'll just be wasting your time.


Now for some crunchy lettuce... I couldn't find anything better than these gummy strawberries...



Just had to remove the red part. Oh no, all this leftover candy...



Just throw it in the garbage.



Yeah that looks EXACTLY like lettuce.



Then MORE MEAT.



Cut your other donut in half and use that as the middle bun. For some reason I bought a square-shaped pastry. Dumbass.



Use up the rest of the sauce.



Couldn't find anything better than these weird fried egg gummy candies to make my onions. I just cut up the white parts and ate the rest.



WHOMPF!



It's good to eat your vegetables you know...



These are my pickles. They were too thick so I cut them in half.



Isn't that fascinating?



Wow I feel this has taken a terrible vegetarian turn... gross!



Then MEAT.



AND MORE MEAT.



And top it off with the last donut half.


But wait, Big Macs have SESAME SEED BUNS!


For this, I bought white chocolate chips and cut them in even smaller pieces.



BAM!









Well I guess... I have to eat this now...



ARMPFH!



Dear lord....



So sweet...



So... hard to ... eat...







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