thepoxbox.com
STUFF TO BUY:
follow10
GOOD vs EVIL poster
follow11
Shirts!
follow7
Pixel Posters 4 pack
follow5
The Alphabet of Manliness
FRIENDS:
home
homewhat homeart homechallenges homeinfo
Shut Up About the KFC Double-Down
by:Pox
2010/04/22
I know I'm talking about the meat wad right now so I'm just being an hypocritical douche, but I'm just sick of hearing people ramble on about how bad the double-down is and how it's a new low in fast food.

Behold:


First off, you'll find plenty of websites like this one where some verbose pansy orders the sandwich and makes a huge drama about how GROSS and INHUMAN it is. Cut the crap fairy-boy, we all love what's in there: cheese, fried meat, mayo and bacon. Those are some of the pillars of the American diet.

Second it's basically a chicken sandwich but with a piece of chicken replacing two slices of bread. In case you weren't aware, the bread they use for fast food hamburgers is the nutritional equivalent of Pepsi. At least now you have more proteins!

The main comment about the thing is how small it is. People really wanted it to be EXTRA DISGUSTING but when they finally get one between their sausage fingers, their fat fuck instinct kicks in and they go "that's IT??\' as if it was the first time a fast food ad lied to them.

But how bad is it, really?

The official claim by KFC is that their burger contains 540 calories. However, this guy thinks it actually contains 1190. 540 seems a little low but given the size of that burger, 600-700 wouldn't surprise me. Plus it's not like KFC wouldn't just send the stupid thing to a lab to get the actual values. Anyway the double-down is a LIGHTWEIGHT when compared with the kinds of crap you'd eat at a normal restaurant on a typical outing. I've made this handy chart that lets you know just how much of a fat-ass you'll become if you like to eat out a lot!

*data according to the company's websites.
KFC's Vegetarian Sandwich 560 29
Subway's Chicken Bacon Ranch 6 inch Sub 570 28
2 Slices of a medium Meat Lovers Pizza Hut pizza 660 36
KFC's Wrap Star 670 33
Burger King's Whopper 670 40
McDonald's Mighty Caesar Salad With Warm Crispy Chicken and Ranch Dressing 670 52
McDonald's Angus Burger with Bacon and Cheddar ( It's worse than the double Bic Mac ) 770 45
Taco Bell's Fiesta Taco Salad 850 45
Arby's Ultimate BLT sandwich 850 46
Olive Garden's White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake 890 62
Jack-In-The-Box's Sirloin Cheeseburger 897 60
Burger King's A.1 Steakhouse XT Burger 970 61
Olive Garden's Fetuccinne Alfredo 1220 75
Wendy's Triple Baconator 1350 90


Keep in mind that if you get your coke and your fries, you pretty much add 500-600 calories right there. At least drink diet coke for fuck's sake, it has 0 calories instead of 250-300. Would you rather walk for 2 hours or endure the harsh chemically taste of a diet beverage while you eat your cheese and bread wad?

Anyway shut up about the double-down already. It's not so bad.


Follow My Stuff ( cause it's rad, and you are rad, therefore must do this):

follow4 follow2 follow3


Related on Site:

ONGOING CHALLENGE:
INKTOBER: One inked drawing a day for october! Will post when done.

COMPLETED CHALLENGES:
June 2015 - Count Every Calorie Eaten

2013 - Facebook's 100 Foods Challenge (96/100)

2013 - WATCHING IMDB'S TOP 250 MOVIES

2011 - 3 DRINKS FOR A WHOLE YEAR

2009 - THE INSANE CALORIE LADDER
RECENT DRAWING:
( CLICK ON IT TO ENLARGE)
CLICK TO VIEW ALL DRAWINGS
RECENT FUNNY:
( CLICK ON IT TO ENLARGE)
CLICK TO VIEW ALL FUNNY IMAGES
GAMES I'VE MADE:


Soda Dungeon
Free mobile game I made with Afro-Ninja!
Itunes version.



Super Rad Awesome
Another Treasure Hunt game by Deathink using my Pixel Posters!


Bionic Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla
Big Free Online Game for Adult Swim!


Spring Pixel Poster Hunt
3rd Pixel Hunt by Deathink using my Pixel Posters!


Territory War Online 3
Game by Afro Ninja that I've Made a Bunch of Graphics For!


Chocolate Run
A game I made for St-Valentine's Day!


Evolvo
Way better / beefier version of Evolvo!


Frozen Pixel Hunt
NG User Deathink made this game with my Winter pixel poster!


Evolvo
Eat a Bunch of Fish.


Goon: The Game
Beat up hockey players and murder them violently.


Abobo's Big Adventure
The biggest and best Flash game on the internet.


Insanity Box 2
30 mini games to crush you!

View more Flash


The microwave always beeps way too long and too loud. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEP

footerwhat art challengesmain artmain
I have lured Family Guy writers to my page.
© Copyright 2008 The Family Network.Inc All Rights Reserved.