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Why I'm Better Than Maddox
by:Pox
2008/10/07
People often compare my site to Maddox's (thanks). That's mainly because somehow, Maddox's site has managed to remain decently unique in over 10 years. When everybody was just trying to get rich making their own Ebaumsworld ( web 2.0 ). There's dozens of those; sites that are simply a giant archive of videos, images and games submitted by people who aren't the original authors.
And now those websites have the monopoly because people would rather go to them to find games. Then they complain about big corporations on their Myspace or their Facebooks.Good job, tools.

The internet is now America's Funniest Home Videos, basically.

Ok I'll stop being serious now, this is depressing. Here's why I'm totally better than Maddox:

1. MY WEBSITE HAS MORE COLORS.

Check out his site: http://maddox.xmission.com/


Shameful.
There's like 3 colors on there.
My site has DOZENS:


Gusto.
I win.

2. I HAVE NEVER LIVED IN UTAH.

Maddox comes from Utah ( maybe ). I've never even been there. I don't even want to go. Granted, I live in Canada, it's still better ( hotter girls, no Mormons).

3. I'M A BETTER ARTIST

Here's something Maddox drew:



Now here's something I drew:



I think I win. Oh wait I actually did images for The Alphabet of Manliness.
Double win.

4. I'M YOUNGER AND MORE AGILE.

He may have me beat on raw power, but I could circle him and wear him down until I move in for the kill.

5. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM

So I'm not a nerd and he is.

6. I THINK CLASSICAL MUSIC IS BORING

In fact I think it's so boring that I don't know anything about it.

7. I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY

Maddox spent the better part of his web presence having a decent job making middle-class money. Or so I assume. IS THAT THE KIND OF PERSON YOU WANT AS A ROLE MODEL? I make almost no money. I live in poverty. I don't own a car, I use public transportation. Isn't that great?

8. I DON'T GET ANY HATEMAIL

So people obviously like me a lot more. All I ever hear are compliments ( unless they're insults, but they're not emailed to me).

9. I'VE STOLEN BEEN INSPIRED BY MORE IDEAS

I've taken ideas from many sites: Maddox, Seanbaby, Retrojunk, I-Mockery, Newgrounds, SomethingAwful, TheOnion and more.
I doubt Maddox has ever based his site on any concepts from other awesome sites. And he has the balls to call himself a pirate! What a chump.

10. I STILL UPDATE MY WEBSITE

ooooooooooh

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