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Making a Real Sandwich
by:Pox
2011/12/04



So Roberto came over here last night, as he does, and we thought it would be pretty badass to go to the Chinese market and buy candy that comes in packages we can't read. Sadly it was closed by the time we got there so we had to turn our anger into badass hamburgers, or ANGERGERS.

WARNING: IF YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH, DON'T READ THIS

INGREDIENTS:

DIET coke, cause we don't want to get fat!



Crushing up those Triscuits...



Put some eggs in a bowl with some milk, mix it up.



Shape the ground chicken into some patties. THAT'S OUR BREAD. Now dip that in the eggs. Then the crumbs. Then the egg. Then the crumbs. Crust that chicken up!



Don't think of it so much as cooking as MURDERING BACTERIA.



Better bread than you'll find at any bakery. Plus IT'S HEALTHY!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA



Then cook up those steaks.



These shitty cheap steaks. THESE ARE STRINGY. Better eat them raw.



Oh yeah, MELT SOME CHEEEESE on there.



Begin CONSTRUCTION. Slice up some onions, for vitamins.



Assemble the condiments.



BEAUTIFUL. I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW. This is what a sunset looks like to a lumberjack.



Oh yeah, TOWER OF MEAT.



Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrr



RRRRRRRRRRR



Hmmm the saltiness of the cheese really enhances the smoky tang of the beef!



gggggggrrrrrrRRRRRR



Yeah I ate the entire thing. AND I WASN'T EVEN HUNGRY. HAA




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