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The Worst Crap You Can Eat!
by:Pox
2010/08/27
What's the worst thing you can order at each of the top food chains in the USA?
Here's the list I decided to use.

So here's a top40 based on the information and menus available on their websites.

Also I realize not all the portions are equal size. Boohoo
And I know that some items you'd eat a lot of like slices of pizza or chicken wings aren't accounted for. I'm looking for the largest amount of calories per single item you can order.
And yeah this isn't a fast-food restaurant list only, so that means I'm sometimes comparing a single burger with a whole plate of crap. It's sort of unfair but it's always something a single person is supposed to be able to eat. I know I could eat any one thing on this list easily.

Food Calories Fat (grams)
1/8 3 Meat Treat 14'' pizza (but you'll eat like 4) 350 18
One slice of a 16'' The Meats pizza (but you won't eat just one...) 400 20
Ultimate Fish Sandwhich (ultimate?pfff) 530 27
Turkey And Monterrey Jack On Wheat With Southwest Mayo 630 30
Deluxe Mild with mayo 630 31
Venti Iced (24oz) White Chocolate Frappuccino Blended Creme with whipped cream 760 0
Angus Burger with Bacon and Cheddar 770 45
Triple Stacker 800 54
Peach Milkshake 850 21
Fiesta Taco Salad 850 45
Ultimate BLT sandwich 850 46
Steakburger 859 55
Vanilla Bean Coolatta 860 11
Poutine 970 54
Full Italian Combo on Ciabatta 1040 45
20oz Chocolate,Chocolate Chiller 1050 42
Chicken Bacon Ranch 12 inch Sub 1140 56
Oreo Chocolate Shake with Whipped Topping (24oz) 1150 55
Large Tuna Melt Sub 1210 135
Ched R Pepper SuperSONIC cheeseburger 1250 80
Monster Thickburger 1320 95
Triple Baconator 1350 90
9'' personal PANormous Meat Lovers pizza 1470 80
Georgia Mud Fudge Blizzard - Large 1470 82
Chocolate Wave 1490 81
Pork Milanaise 1510 87
Double Six Dollar Burger 1522 110
Country-Fried Steak and Eggs ( Info not even on their site!) 1535 105
Double Bacon Cheeseburger 1590 ?
Loaded Baked Potato Bites with Ranch Dressing 1593 18
Whatacatch Dinner ( 2 piece ) 1630 89
Grandpa's Country Fried Breakfast With Hashbrowns And Steak 1750 20
Smokin' Q Three Pack ( but you could order more...) 2020 120
Worst Bread Bowl Pasta you can order for yourself. 2070 107
Onion Straws 2079 112.6
Jalapeno Smokehouse Burger with Jalapeno Ranch 2130 139
Beef Ribs (Don't eat there..) 2310 74+ ??
Full rack of ribs with fries 2367 179
Appetizer Sampler 2400+ 45+
Captain's Catch 2410 144


So what have we learned here?

1- Stay away from appetizer platters
2- Don't eat any desserts or shakes EVER
3- It's possible to make a normal enough burger with more calories than a 9inch meat pizza
4- Don't eat out.

You have no idea how many calories are in the desserts typical restaurants will serve you. Order that piece of cake and you're looking at 500-1200 extra calories. That is FUCKED UP. And YOU WILL EAT IT DAMN IT, YOU KNOW YOU WILL!!


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